A Cry for Help

The time has come yet again for me to call upon you, my Accountabilibuddies, to help me help myself. 

Under no circumstances should you ever EVER EVER EVER EVER let me think that it is OK to consume Papa John's Garlic Sauce with my pizza.  No matter how much I beg, rationalize or threaten, you must hold firm.  It is absolutely VERBOTEN!

Here is an illustration:



Apparently I am contemplating the unthinkable.  What do you tell me???



Simple enough, right? 

As a thank you for your continued diligence, please enjoy this festive piece of art.  Happy long weekend!