Under no circumstances should you ever EVER EVER EVER EVER let me think that it is OK to consume Papa John's Garlic Sauce with my pizza. No matter how much I beg, rationalize or threaten, you must hold firm. It is absolutely VERBOTEN!
Here is an illustration:
|Apparently I am contemplating the unthinkable. What do you tell me???|
Simple enough, right?
As a thank you for your continued diligence, please enjoy this festive piece of art. Happy long weekend!